First Class

First class, Inner Arts taught by The Tribe's Sensei. We go around the circle for introductions. “I’m blahblahblah from the Bronx. I’m a third dan black belt in jujutsu and I’m going for my black belt in tai kwon do (just for kicks ;-) I want to learn the Secret Chi Spiral Tsunami for Pain and Profit ™ ”

“I’m the Gypsinator. I’m a black and purple sparkly belt Master of the Universe and I’m going to pump YOU up”

NOnono! There’s too much pomp and seriosity for goofing around so I just say something like “I’m from West Virginia and I don’t know anything. I want to learn everything!”