Friday, May 4, 2007

Bigfoot Protected!

A cutting-edge Canadian researcher is pushing to designate Bigfoot as an Endangered Species.

"The debate over their existence is moot in the circumstance of their tenuous hold on merely existing," he claims.

Apparently the protection offered by the designation would allow Bigfoot numbers to It would prevent all those poachers from grinding up Bigfoot bits and selling them as ancient Chinese tonics? Or stop American tourists from smuggling stuffed Bigfoot feet across the border as a souvenir? I don't quite follow.

On the other hand, let's follow his line of logic. If Endangered status is critical to the survival of a species they can't verify, deny the status. Then at least the question of "does Bigfoot exist" will be answered with dead certainty once and for all.

But this is all theoretical and I'm shushing the inner Cynic once again. Honestly, I love Bigfoot and don't imply I seek their extinction.
I say invite the Bigfeet down to Jefferson County! We have Hawaiian pizza in abundance--and hay season approacheth!

Read the full story here.

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