According to the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization, Bigfoots...um, Bigfeet are surprisingly active in our wild and wonderful homestate. My farm straddles the county line, which in this case is a creek. The house and farmland is in one county, the timber is in another. Here's the exciting part-- Bigfoot has been sighted in the county on the other side of the creek!
Now I'm a practical woman. Seeing Bigfoot: very cool. Befriending Bigfoot and having his help with the farmwork? Priceless.
All I have to do is find him and convince him to cross the creek.
I ponder other naturalist analogs. Hummingbird feeders? I'm not sure what Bigfoot eats. Maybe Hawaiian Pizza from Dominos--I know I'm a fan. But there's a freshness factor to take into consideration there. Bat houses and Bluebird boxes? I'm envisioning something on the scale of a small barn. Cable TV? Works for my cousins during the playoffs! However that also might attract unwanted varmints...
Anyone out there a Bigfoot-ophile? Any suggestions for a Sasquatch siren's song?
And please... ignore any yodeling you may hear echoing across the county line late at night... especially as hay season draws nigh....
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I love me some Bigfoot! We need to set up a Bigfoot Cam.
ReplyDeleteNo, no cable tv. You'll never get rid of 'im.
ReplyDeleteWell, let's see...he's covered with shaggy fur, long arms draping down toward the ground, goofy face...hey! He's a ape, only with better posture! Bring on the bananas!
'Course, it's friggin' Sasquatch, so you better make it a banana split sundae.
Bigfoot Cam! Film Geek, you're a genius!
ReplyDeleteWait 'til it films him driving the tractor and bucking hay....
Hmmmm, I'd emerge from exile for a banana split sundae. I wonder if he'd share...?
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