Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Today "Declared Workday"

I was told that things might happen today if it were a "declared workday." Here's Proof!

Wednesday Officially Dubbed “Declared Workday”

POSTED: 12:53 p.m. EST, February 21, 2007

Story Highlights

• Wednesday declared official workday
• Citizens are encouraged to plunge into whatever project they have been putting off
• And there will be much rejoicing! YAY!

WASHINGTON, DC (AP) – In what may be the seminal decision of his term, President Bush has instituted Wednesday to be a “Declared Workday”

"I feel really lucky because I know I’m going to get things done and change the world," said a 29-year-old bar owner from Blair, Wisconsin, who crashed out a hotel window January 20 after a night drinking with his friends.

All US Citizens are heartily encouraged to get off their butts and get that stagnant stuff checked off their to-do lists. “Its like spring cleaning,” Bush pointed out. “Only you’re likely to end up with a bigger mess than when you started.” As we've seen, he is an expert in that field.

Martha Stewart added, “it’s a very good thing!”

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