To the tune of "I love Trash" by Oscar the Grouch
Oh I love wind!
Anything gentle or galey or gusty
Anything breezy or blowy or blustery
Yes I love wind!
I have here a saddlepad once clean and new
It hung in the aisle then to pasture it blew
It was stomped in the mud by a horse, maybe two
and all cuz of lovely wind.
I climbed on a filly for her first trail ride
A cannibalistic leaf then did fly by
zero to 60 before I realized she'd shied
And all cuz of lovely wind.
And Oscar himself to remind us the tune: